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lacigreen:

50shadesofacceptance:

superdodirty:

it ok to not be ready

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

i wish someone had told me this kind of stuff when i was younger… ಠ_ಠ

If my sharing this can help even one person, I’ll be happy.Speaking from my own experience, I wasn’t ready—and because of that it hurt like FUCK (not the good kind either). I was so nervous, only thinking about how inexperienced I was and how very experienced he said HE was (“said”, not actually WAS).When it came time he shoved, no foreplay or anything, just shoved.I was in so much pain that it knocked the breath outta me. Hell, I couldn’t even get enough air in to tell him to GTFO or just “stop”.So I just lay there, in pain, as he did whatever.I’m not saying that every guy (or anyone for that matter) is like this but don’t just jump into bed with someone—even if you absolutely love them with all your heart—because (even if they don’t mean to) they can hurt you if they don’t know what they’re doing or if you’re not ready in some way.I suggest starting with little things, get to know what turns the other on and vice versa before moving on to something that you might seriously regret later.For any virgins out there: if you have an inkling of doubt, give it some time. It’s absolutely alright to wait.
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aimeetron:

banannaslug:

wickedclothes:

Bra With Pockets
This functional bra can hold most cellphones, IDs, and other small items regardless of bust size. Items won’t change the way the bra fits you. Currently on sale at Amazon!

EVERY LADY HOLLA

OH MEH GOOOOOOOOD

Even though I like the idea of holding IDs, mp3 players, etc.. I’d be worried about using it to hold a cellphone since there’s then a higher potential for cancer:(
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You’ll never understand my sorrow until you’ve made the mistake of downing chocolatey, peppermint cookies with Sprite with a stomach virus..

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japhers:

iwashinosardine:

axylhart:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

if-inconvenient-come-anyways:

notanotaku101:

artiestroke:

redblackroselove:

linaislitraleenotonfire:








The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color
This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS


It’s like they were made for each other.

i swear to fucking hell if you fuckers start shipping a book and a pen i will forcibly shove you back into the pits of hell you came from

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.
“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”



TUMBLR STOP. 

do i ship a pen and a book?
yes i do.

its beautiful. I ship it already.

ITS BACK

THIS AGAIN OMG YES!!!!!



A pen and a book A notepad and a clock CAN I REQUEST A DOUBLE DATE???? 

request accomplished -



HOLY SHIT, THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.THANK YOU AXYLHART FOR THE AMAZING CROSS-OVER I SWEAR TO GOD THAT IS REALLY AMAZING!!





SMACKDOWN TIME

I’m so confused right now..
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When I’ve spent a cumulative of approximately $3,000 to keep you up; paying your bills, buying your food, buying furniture for your home—I expect to be paid back. Not necessarily right away, in full: but eventually, yeah.
I don’t want some random candy/food (that I NEVER asked for—and I’m not a child so why would you think I’d want those things to begin with) here and there… little ‘gifts’ that—again—I NEVER ASKED FOR..
I want my fuckin’ money.

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gallifrey-feels:

unique-serendipidty:

tacticalspookybadger:

rightundermyskin:

aqueousescapist:

cumslaught:

karensdisciple:

What is love?
Apparently only for white people.

Dude, you do realize this ad is Italian right? Those people are Italian, because it’s an Italian ad. Italian people are typically white. This ad is suppose to be about acceptance in THEIR country, why would they have models that don’t look like they’re from their country?

I’m gettin’ real tired of tumblr’s attitude. I’m probably going to get a lot of hate for this, but here we go.
Not everywhere is as mixed as North America. You go to places like Japan and it would be really weird to see a white person in their ad, it’s no different for places like Italy and Germany where people are mostly white. In North American we seem to have a decently even mix in a lot of areas so it’s a little off-putting when there’s only a certain race -generally all white people- depicted, where it’s completely normal and would appear really strange otherwise for other countries. Like you wouldn’t go to China and demand they show white people in their ads there, so why would you do the same for a country that has very few PoC compared to it’s population?
As the person above me said, why would they have models that don’t look like they’re from their country in their ads?

Seriously, I am Italian, and FUCK YOU. Our country has huge problems with homophobia, there isn’t even one single law to protect homosexuals. Most European countries have legalized marriage and adoption (or at least talked about it), but not Italy. The Catholic community does everything they can to block the law against homophobia. Last month, a 14 years-old killed himself because he was gay. You have no idea how much that kind of thing matters in Italy, all you can fucking do is whine about Tumblr about the fact that they are all white. Yes, in Italy the majority of the population is indeed white. Not the rest of the world is like fucking North America. So before you come whining about it on Tumblr, get your facts right.

I love it when reality slaps the fuck out of Tumblr.

preach

DAMMIT AMERICA NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU

I was already planning on reblogging because I love the picture but now I’m reblogging the shit out of it for the comments…YESSSSSS..
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slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

why do I have to relate to this so much? TT^TT

(via tonykingpark)

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blackxach:

Suit up

^look at this here handsome fella;DFRIEND!!
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Seriously though, can anybody really like instant oatmeal TOO much?

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when did fandoms become gangs?

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I’ve just opened a two-pack of Post-it Notes…
I’m have this nagging sense that I’m going to regret my decision.

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kelseyshy:

nietzscheisdead:

six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:

  1. another smaller purse
  2. an aging picture of ringo starr
  3. a six pack of heineken 
  4. the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch
  5. the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5
  6. a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe

As a girl, I can confirm that this is 100% true

You can’t forget the brick.

(Source: jesuschristofborg, via destielkills)

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queenqueso:

About a year ago, my roommates and I were alerted to a cat that had been hiding outside for nearly two weeks in the exact same spot. When I picked him up, he was literally nothing but flesh and bones (hence the name), so weak he couldn’t stand up on his own.
Fast forward one year, and we have a healthy, now ironically chubby little dude named Bones who is in need of a home. While our landlord is fairly tolerable of us having more animals than we are technically allowed, they have decided not to renew our apt lease, leaving us to be at the whim of them randomly raising our rent if they choose or to find a new place which will undoubtedly not be as tolerant, and we already had 4 other animals before we took him in. We’ve contacted all possible no-kill shelters, but our city has a chronic stray cat problem, so they are pretty much full all year round. Our only choices are to either find him a new forever home or to take him to the pound when we move out.
We also suspect he was abused badly and possibly dumped by his former owner; while not violent or aggressive, he’s fairly shy and nervous around loud noises or quick movement. But once he’s gotten used to people, he loves to cuddle up on the bed or nuzzle you for petting. He’s one of the loudest purring cats I’ve honestly ever heard! So we really want to find him a quiet, loving home that will be less stressful than our small place with our own animals, who kinda freak him out with their playfulness.
If you are in the Columbus, Ohio area and want a FREE cat or know someone who does, PLEASE send me (queenqueso), or my roommates (stealyourshiny or reanimatrix) a message. We’re willing to work with people who are out of town or even out of state!
He IS fixed, has NO diseases or conditions, and has been a good cat while hanging out with us.
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giraffepoliceforce asked: Yo. You're cool. How are you doing?

"I-ahhh…"
*clears throat*

"Good."

*facepalm*

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why am I so awkward in my own skin?